What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
Looking sharp!
What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Why was the dog overweight?
What do you call an old snowman?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Hear about the new restaurant called Karma?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?