What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
A jury.
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?
Why are monkeys so bad at playing Simon Says?
Where does money love to go shopping?
How do lawyers say goodbye?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Which goalkeeper can jump higher than a crossbar?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?