Why was the pirate late for work?
His ship had sailed.
Why were the angels so helpful in the community?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
What do you call an Irish spider?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What are rental cars called in Spain?
Where do cows go on the weekend?
Where did the boat go when it was sick?
What table can you never sit at?
What's the hardest holiday to forget?