How do dog catchers get paid?
By the pound.
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What event do spiders love to attend?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
Why is a banana the most popular fruit?
Bears love exotic cars.
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
Why are puppies so flexible?
How does dinner smell?