What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
Sourdough.
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
How did the vampire start his letter?
Where do polar bears vote?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Where do baby apes sleep?
What do you say to a really good barista?
What's a goose's favorite book?
What is a spider's favorite book?
Why was the goat sad when her son went to college?
My dad told me a joke about boxing.