What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?
They both go to court.
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What's the most determined bird?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What is Santa's favorite dessert?
What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?
What do you call it when two letters make a wager?