What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?
A family tree.
What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?
What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?
How do you spot a modern spider?
What shape has a knighthood?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?
Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?
Why was the chip acting so goofy?
Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?
What kind of music do mummies listen to?