What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
It looks like a hurricane came through here!
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
What's a kitty's favorite book?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
How did the geologist get down from the mountain?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
Why is a bee's hair always sticky?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
Where do pigs love to take naps?