Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Comet cleans sinks.
What reads and lives in an apple?
Why was the cat hired at the bakery?
Why was the picture sent to jail?
How do locomotives know where to go?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What do you call a Russian flea?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?