What do you call a cheap dog accessory?
A dollar collar.
How do you cut the ocean in two?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
Why was the man stuck at the party?
What do fish use for glasses?
What dog never pays attention in class?
Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What shape has a knighthood?
Why do nails need so much pain relief?