Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?
He'll stop at nothing to avoid them.
What's a bee's favorite novel?
What is it called when a teacher breaks a bone in July?
Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?
What's the main rule in zebra baseball?
What kind of dog loves to eat?
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What song does the horizon sing every morning?
What do you call a clock on a road trip?
What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?
What do cows say when you milk them?