What do you call a pile of cats?
A meowtain!
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why do dogs always have stomach aches?
What vehicle works the hardest?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why shouldn't you watch TV with a pig?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?
What's the difference between a dog and a tree?
What do an English major and a football player have in common?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?