What do an English major and a football player have in common?
They get anxious over rough drafts.
What was the boat nicknamed when she had twin boys?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
What did the old flower say to his grandkid?
Why did the mom decide to play soccer in her spare time?
What's a horse's favorite fruit?
What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?
Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Where does the president keep his razor?
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?