What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?
A sourpuss!
What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
What's a dentist's favorite movie?
What's a cat's favorite color?
A book just fell on my head.
What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?
What happened when the cow ate too many Hershey™ bars?
What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?
What do a striker and a magician have in common?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?