What's a cat's favorite color?
PURRple.
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
Why are sandals so indecisive?
Which insect is the smartest?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?
What do you call an exploding monkey?
What did the octopus use to write his novel?
Why do repairmen make great therapists?
Why was the geometry book so adorable?
What reads and lives in an apple?