What do you get when you cross a snake and a pie?
A pie-thon!
What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?
How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?
Where do math enthusiasts go on vacation?
Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?
What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?
What did the baker say about the bread it made on Easter?
What should your husband name his internet connection?
Where do kitties put their Christmas presents?
What do you call two dentists that are very different?
Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?