Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?
They kept saying: Bach, Bach, Bach...
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Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
That bird won't stop squawking.
Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?
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Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?