What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?
He was de-lighted.
Why couldn't the candy bars tell their children apart?
What instrument did the plus sign play in band?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?
Do you know what they should call the exit interview?
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
What is a janitor's favorite movie?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
What did the rug say to the floor?