Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Because people have no words for how angry it makes them.
Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Why do people always trip on September 22?
A book just fell on my head.
What do you call a small pepper in late autumn?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
What's faster, the heat or the cold?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?