What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?
A fish tank.
What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
You have to be very careful in an ice storm.
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What does a momma color wheel say to her daughter?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?