What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?
Briefs.
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?
What animal should you never play poker with?
Where can you find the most stressed-out parents?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What is the difference between baseball and law?
Who is every pig's least favorite actor?
What did the computer do at lunchtime?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What do my dog and my cellphone have in common?