What sport requires no movement at all?
Channel surfing.
Why did the sun abruptly leave the pick-up basketball game?
Why do trees try new things so often?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What is it called when you're overcharged for a package?
What do you say when someone tells you an obvious fact about Coke®?
What do you get when you cross a dog and a calculator?
How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
What did the robot want for Christmas?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?