How did the cowboy greet his wife every day after work?
Howdy, partner!
What do the trees say to the flowers in spring?
What did the mother sheep say to her son every time he left the house?
Where do stars go to college?
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
I used to be addicted to not showering.
Why is sand so optimistic?
What superpower do all middle children have?
What did Michael Jordan sell at the farmers market?
Why are pilots always in a good mood?
What's black and white and red all over?