What's a henway?
About ten pounds.
What kind of store would a dog own?
What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?
What did the mother ghost tell the baby ghost when he ate his ice cream too fast?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What do you call a fish without an eye?
Why did the cat start laughing?
Why was the bunny upset?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek?
Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?