Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
He left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.
What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?
Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?
What do you call a dancing sheep?
Why do realtors love to watch baseball?
Why was the room so hot during the college graduation?
What's the noisiest food?
Why is a baseball game a good place to go on a hot day?
What dog wears contact lenses?
What should someone say when their throat is a little hoarse?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?