When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?
Sunday, because Monday is a week-day.
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?
Why was the artichoke so generous?
What's the difference between people and chickens?
Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?
Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?
What's a dog's favorite city?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?