What's the difference between people and chickens?
People fail if they lay an egg.
Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?
Which fly makes films?
What do you call a household of counselors?
What did the duck say when his friend pulled a prank on him?
What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?
What did the dog say after his birthday party?
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?
What do librarians use as bait when they go fishing?
What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?