Where do stars go to college?
Universe-ity.
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
What is a math teacher's favorite dessert?
What type of school do kids beg to go to during the summertime?
Why are air conditioners always out of breath when it's hot out?
Which insect always signs up for marching band?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do you call a musical about a boy who loses his shoe?
What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?
What kind of friends should you take to dinner?