Which insect always signs up for marching band?
A horn-et!
What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?
How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?
Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?
How do you get straight A's?
Why was the snake coughing so much?
I broke my finger!
What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
What did the stamp say to the envelope on Valentine's Day?