Why are cat owners so good at tipping?
Because they deal with fee-lines.
I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.
Why was the musician arrested?
What did Tom get when he locked Jerry in the freezer?
What would you get if you crossed the Easter Bunny with a famous French general?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What is the strongest animal?
Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?
What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?
What did the wolf say to the flea?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?