What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
Retired.
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Where do fishermen get their hair cut?
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Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?
Why did the gardener have a hard time asking for a raise?
Why did the baby blueberry start to cry?
What do you get when you play country music backwards?
Why did the dog swallow a clock?