Why did the footballer hold his boot to his ear?
Because he liked sole music.
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What time is it when an elephant sits on your bed?
How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What do frogs drink in the winter?
How do you make a cow float?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
What did the sickly elevator say?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?