Which animal is the best at trying new things?
A guinea pig.
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Where do sailors leave their boats when they aren't at sea?
What's a fish's favorite outdoor activity?
What do you call a snowman in the summer?
Which hot drink loves golf?
What do you call the story of The Three Little Pigs?
Why did the cat not understand sarcasm?
What birds always travel in twos?
What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?
What's worse than raining cats and dogs?