Why does Jesus drive so much?
Because everyone asks him to take the wheel!
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
How does a sidewalk address a question?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
How do cats make a birthday cake?
What part of your eye learns the quickest?
What is the best Christmas present ever?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What do you call a wolf that uses bad words?
Which dip has the best voice in the choir?