How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Pickle it.
Why was the grandma always getting A's on her papers?
What is the best book to read in autumn?
Which animals make the most honest judges?
What fish only swims at night?
What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?
Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?
What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?
What's the opposite of irony?
Why did the boxer take so many naps?
What is the best dessert to bring to an octopus's birthday party?