Why does Santa Claus go down the chimney on Christmas Eve?
Because it "soots" him.
What do frogs drink in the winter?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?
How are mountains able to see?
What British bugs are the best singers?
What position does lemonade play in baseball?
Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
What does it mean when you find a single horseshoe lying on the ground?
Where do lions like to go on vacation?
What kind of fish will help you hear better?