Why were the flies playing football in a saucer?
They were playing for the cup.
Why are basketball courts always wet?
Who does everyone's hair in space?
Which big cat loves to drive?
What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why did the scarecrow win an award?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
Why are elephants so wrinkled?
Which animal is the most religious?