Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
It was a lepre-con.
What is a pig's favorite ballet?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What do you call an old snowman?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
Who is a house's favorite band?
Someone stole all my lamps.
What is the difference between a fly and a bird?
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?