What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
Take me to your weeder.
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
Which vegetable is actually bad for you?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What school supply is the queen of the classroom?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?
How did the tree get lost?
What is a robot's favorite snack?