Why was the geometry book so adorable?
Because it had acute angles.
What do you put your drinks on in amusement parks?
Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?
Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?
What did the mommy spider say to her baby?
Which baseball player do fish root for?
Why did the pig go to the casino?
Where do spiders play their FA Cup final?