Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?
It had a heat wave.
Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?
What's grandma's favorite fruit?
Why did the woman get mad at her husband when she asked him to pick up six cans of Sprite®?
What do you call a pig thief?
What is a king's favorite weather?
I kept wondering why the baseball was getting larger.
Why was the tire self-conscious?