What is the difference between baseball and law?
In baseball, if you're caught stealing, you're out.
What do you call a bunch of cell phones that are related to each other?
How do you make a Kleenex dance?
A sheep walks into a car dealership. What type of car does it ask to test drive?
What does bread say when it gets too warm?
Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?
Why did the bunnies go on strike?
What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?
What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?
What snacks always have the best tan?
Why do skeletons make such terrible restaurant patrons?