How do you make a Kleenex dance?
You put a little boogie in it.
What did the sickly elevator say?
Which cats love to be petted?
What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?
What did the butterfly's kids say that made her cry?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
What kind of bow can't be tied?
What do you call Santa's Helpers?
Why is summer always sad?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
Why do pencils make terrible doctors?