Why did the bunnies go on strike?
They wanted better celery.
Why did the mare gain weight?
What animal loves Indian food?
Why do cows go to New York?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
What's the politest month?
What's a frisbee's favorite type of music?
What is a plane full of male cows called?
Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?
Why did the window need an aspirin?
What do you call a noodle in disguise?