Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?
It was gourd to death.
What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?
Which rockstar looks best in formal wear?
What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?
What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?
How does a lion greet other animals?
Why don't oysters share their pearls?
How many insurance policies do cats need?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Where can you have a Fry-day every day?