Why don't oysters share their pearls?
Because they're shellfish.
Which toy deals with the most anxiety?
Why did the astronaut couple break up?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
How do you wash a lamb?
Did you hear about the park ranger that lost his job?
What kind of tea did the American colonists want?
What sound do you hear when a cow breaks the sound barrier?
What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?
Why was the man stuck at the party?