What do you call a golden retriever at the beach in July?
A hot dog.
What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?
How does a squid go into battle?
Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Why did the Roman chicken cross the road?
What do you get when two plants kiss?
What do you call an ant who fights crime?
Why do math teachers love March?
What's the difference between a dolphin and a whale?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?