How come you never hear anything about the 10th reindeer Olive?
Yeah, you know, "Olive the other reindeer, used to laugh and call him names".
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What animal could Noah not trust?
Why are fish such good architects?
What pop singer also makes a great weapon?
Why don't mummies go on vacation?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
What's the name of Iron Man's thieving younger brother?
Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?
Why did Mickey Mouse™ become an astronaut?