Why don't mummies go on vacation?
They're afraid to relax and unwind.
Why do hogs play so much football?
What happened when Ben Franklin told a joke to the Liberty Bell?
What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?
What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
What's a bat's favorite game?
What's an ocean's favorite playlist?
What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?
What is a sea monster's favorite meal?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?