Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off?
He's all right now.
What do stars celebrate in December?
What animal likes to party the most?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?
How do you fit more pigs on your farm?
What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?
How did you know the musical notes were related to each other?
What kind of flowers should you not give on Valentine's Day?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?